In the women's mags: Vince goes from hero to zero as sins of past haunt Jen

The perfect man stays by her side when her father has a heart attack. He looks after her new pup and stays home to cook for her every night.

Alas. All too late for Vince Vaughn. Woman's Day reports the sins of the past have come back to haunt him. So Jen has denied they are engaged and, cut to the quick, Vaughn packed his bags and left their Malibu home to Las Vegas on a bender with his mates.

According to friends, Vince drinks too much and it harmed their sex life. He's a slob. "Vince loves to pig out on junk food, he smokes, drinks and he never exercises."

All of which may make him perfect for Demi Moore, pictured in the same Woman's Day out partying and "pashing like a teenager" at her daughter Rumer's 18th birthday party.

New Idea is still stuck in the Dark Ages with the Vince Jen gossip. It has Vince as a hero in Jen's life for leaving his film set to stick by her when her father was in hospital.

Otherwise, it comes up trumps on the scandal front.

It has Katie Holmes on the verge of a meltdown after Paramount Studios cut its ties with hubby Tom Cruise. His Scientology beliefs mean her friends can't hold baby Suri or wear shoes around her. Suri can't have contact with the outside world in case she absorbs negative past-life memories from other people.

She's worried he wants to turn her into a "baby making machine". Where is Dawson Leery now?

Also in New Idea, Kate Moss turned up to her own wedding in Bali, only to find her groom was stuck in rehab in London.

Wills' love Kate Middleton is making eyes at another man and stick insect Posh wants a bum like Jennifer Lopez.

Angelina Jolie has put her plans to save the world on hold while she works on films such as A Mighty Heart and Kung Fu Panda, while Skinny Gwynnie has "even been gaining weight" as a stay-at-home mum with her two children in London.

Woman's Day has gratuitous shots also of an event that's all about gratuitous shots: the Boobs on Bikes parade down Queen St. Good old Matthew Ridge showed up in white trainers, ankle socks, a helmet and a vinyl buckle-front g-string. He's not quite baring it all. Failing to pay heed to fashionistas' advice against visible panty line, there's a pair of saggy Calvin Kleins under the g-string.

Also in Woman's Day, April Ieremia has revealed that while she may have lost 35kg, she's outgrown her husband Andrew Bruce. They split after four years of marriage. Happier news for Mick Jagger - his girlfriend, model L'Wren Scott, has a diamond the size of a coconut on her left hand.

It's almost all local in the NZ Woman's Weekly, which has gone for the Father's Day special. Never one to disappoint the health and safety watchdogs, Paul Henry proudly relates a tale about running over daughter Bella after she fell off a tractor trailer.