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Last week's TomKat wedding saw more Barbarians descend on Italy than at any time since Hannibal had a go in the third century BC.
And the latest invasion seems to have garnered an awful lot more press, with the wedding dominating the front pages of all three women's mags.
In what could be a first for the genre, New Idea actually contains concrete facts about the gown (custom-made Giorgio Armani), the groom (navy blue Giorgio Armani tux), the dinner (mozzarella and parma ham) and the cake (five-tiered white chocolate).
Tom and Kate's was clearly a lavish production that made Charles and Di's early-80s nuptials look like a down-market do at the local registry.
The couple tied the knot at Odescalchi Castle, a 15th century pile near Lake Bracciano, "their joyful faces lit by the flickering light of thousands of candles", according to Woman's Weekly.
The glittering guest list was a veritable who's who of the great and good.
J-Lo and hubby Marc Anthony were on hand, as was Man in Black Will Smith and wife Jada. Victoria Beckham was there, but David missed the marriage as he had to get back to Real Madrid for football practice.
Both were at the pre-nup dinner, however, where Posh spent much of the night locked in convo with J-Lo. Apparently the pair discussed ideas for "joint projects" including collaboration on a lingerie line.
In one worrying revelation, it appears the two could team up to work on a couple of screenplays - but the Weekly's wording is a little ambiguous on that point.
Not to be outdone, Woman's Day has details of the shocking omission of Oprah Winfrey from the guestlist.
Rumour has it Tom is a little cut up that she "criticised his couch-jumping antics" back in 2005.
In other news, Keisha Castle-Hughes shows off her belly ring and "baby bump" in the Day, while a former sex worker tells how her grandmother sold her as a sex slave when she was little.
The Weekly details Demi Moore's domestic dynamic, and the joy she feels being married to pin-up boy Ashton Kutcher, while still being able to have ex-hubby Bruce Willis around to the house.
Ashton is not quoted on the subject.
Never one to shy away from the big issues, Idea ups the ante with a "when boobs go bad" expose. Apparently botched implants have left a few Hollywood women suffering from an affliction known as furniture disease - their chests are falling into their drawers.
