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High-profile marriages - one ending, the other about to start - feature in all the women's mags this week.
What seems like history's longest-ever engagement is set to culminate in a few days with the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
And, says the Woman's Day, the couch-leaping Cruise - not content to give the poor girl a toaster - has bought Katie a $578 million movie studio all of her own.
"He wanted to surprise Katie," gushes a Cruise confidant.
"He told her, 'I did this for you, babe - it's your wedding present'."
Word is her new studio will allow Katie to "pick and choose her leading lady roles".
The couple plan to marry in Rome, with guests flying in from across Europe and the United States - many of them aboard fellow-Scientologist John Travolta's 747.
"Romance, style and elegance will be keynotes to their wedding" and Cruise has apparently gone into "Top Gun mode with a vengeance" planning the shindig.
Those of us who have seen Top Gun may be unsure whether that is a good thing.
Katie, for her part, has been busy chopping the original guest list back from about 500 to a more-manageable 125 close "friends and family".
Guests include several "celebrity Scientologists", including Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. It is not known whether the couple Scientology contingent will be jetting in aboard flight Travolta or on a later UFO.
But while Tomkat is preparing to cut the cake, Britney Spears has cut the purse strings.
New Idea, Woman's Weekly and the Day all devote space to her separation from Kevin Federline and the text heard around the world.
Brit's mum, Lynne, is reported to be ecstatic about the couple's break-up. The Weekly says Lynne considered Kevin "a user and a loser, living off their little girl".
Now the family is expecting more fireworks over Brit's estimated $225 million fortune. It seems that despite the fact Brit insisted on a pre-nup agreement, Kevin could still pocket more than $7 million.
He will probably need every penny he can lay his hands on as things are not going too well on the rapping front, says the Weekly.
Apparently, females audience members "jeered and gave him the finger" when K-Fed rapped in public.
Girls can be so cruel.
On a brighter note, the Weekly has pix of Brad and Angelina taking the kids to play in a park in India.
