In the women's mags: Brad should talk to Wendy if he thinks he's got problems

Is anybody going to tell Brad, "Told you so". He deserves it. There he was, happily married to Jen - husband and wife, sure, but Friends too.

Then along comes Angelina Jolie - brash, sexy, a go-getter. And, yes, she gets him. Brad leaves Jen, shacks up with Ange, and lives happily ever after ...

You can guess the latest instalment in this Hollywood love triangle story, can't you? That's right: Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston back. And this must be true because it's been reported by New Idea and Woman's Day.

Both magazines have coverage of a Brad outburst in which he has told Ange, "I should never have left Jen."

Two of the tell-tale signs of Brad's unhappiness, according to the Day, are his long solo motorbike rides (he did the same on the verge of his break-up with Jen) and his obsession with renovation (ditto). Hmmm. It's so obvious when it's put like that, don't you think?

The Idea brands Brad and Ange a "couple at war", illustrating this with a pic of them both looking sullen. There's also clear evidence from a body language expert who declares, "They're out of sync". This is serious.

Elsewhere, the Idea features Sir Bob Geldof pleading for people to leave his daughter Peaches alone. Sir Bob says she's doing fine, thank you very much, and the media should quit banging on about her partying and dalliances with drugs. He denies she's following in the footsteps of her late mother and insists he's a responsible parent. Memo to Sir Bob: Think global, act local.

All the mags have acres of coverage of last week's Emmy Awards. The Idea reveals that every nominee and presenter walked off stage with a $40,000 goodie bag, including a year's supply of chocolate (how much chocolate do those Hollywood waifs need anyway?), a camera phone (revenge on the paparazzi, perhaps?), and dinner for six at a steakhouse (chewing the fat, maybe?).

For the Woman's Weekly, the big story of the week is five years old. Newsreader Wendy Petrie reveals that September 11, 2001, was a really bad day for her. Living in Toronto at the time of the terror attacks on New York, she had to drive nine hours to do a live cross for TV3.

And she didn't even have a map of the Big Apple.

And Brad thinks he's got problems.