In the women's mags: Baby bumps, hen's night and hairy backs

Just when everyone thinks the fun of celebrities spawning is over and the gossip mags are dredging the celebrity barrel with stories about Kylie Minogue, more bumps appear on the horizon.

This week the bumps belong to Nicole Kidman in Woman's Day and Jennifer Aniston in Woman's Weekly.

The New Idea also opts for a bump, but this is unwanted and a result of burger binges rather than the wild thing.

The Woman's Day cover handily includes arrows labelled "baby bump" pointing to Kidman's puku. It could be bad posture but, just in case, they use a "then" shot of Kidman with no boobs and a concave stomach next to a "now" one with curves in both places.

She's up to get married on June 25 to ex-Whangarei country music man Keith Urban and wants it to be a dream wedding, according to New Idea and Woman's Day.

The hen's night is shaping up to be a real blast, including "relaxing massages, herbal teas and healthy eating" all for a mere $300,000 - Kidman has booked out a health spa in Australia.

But because it's celebrity land, there are clouds on the horizon - first, there are concerns that a feud between guests Russell Crowe and Baz Luhrmann could lead to phones being flung across the aisle. And Kidman's friend Renee Zellweger has apparently taken it on herself to urge caution, on the basis of Zellweger's own experience of being married to a country music singer, Kenny Chesney.

Rumours are abroad that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer in Paris.

New Idea says a ring was delivered, but only as a first anniversary present and strictly for the right hand. Woman's Day says the ring was presented, Jen's answer was "a resounding yes" but the ring had been put on ice until after an official announcement was made.

The Woman's Weekly hedges its bets on the maybe-proposal either way - there was a ring, and a proposal was under discussion. There was Vince holding her close and singing The way you look tonight amid hopes for a baby by Christmas.

Rumours of other bumps are not going so well. Turns out Jennifer Lopez isn't preggers after all, but she is on fertility drugs.

In Dancing with the Stars news, Woman's Day gets that old "the show put pressure on my marriage but now we are stronger for it" line from Angela Bloomfield.

Beatrice talks to the Woman's Weekly about lifting Brian, and Rodney tells New Idea he wished for a broken leg so he could avoid the judges' vicious verdicts.

More disturbingly on the Rodney front is the Woman's Weekly's "behind the scenes" photo spread showing him getting a massage, which proves his back is more hirsute than his head.

Just the kind of thing you need to know about your members of Parliament.