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A newly pregnant Brad and Ange, supermodel Kate Moss' disappearing nostrils and actress Reese Witherspoon's lyin', cheatin' man make the covers of the women's mags this week.
New Idea and Woman's Day have pictures of Ange on holiday at an exclusive Indian resort and speculate wildly whether there is a definite bulge under the actress' slinky black dress. New Idea helpfully has a large white circle around the actress' mid-riff, just so readers don't miss the point.
Turns out the slinky black dress is the give-away, Woman's Day describing it as the "cover-all baggy black clothing she sported in the early days of Shiloh's pregnancy". Case closed then.
All three women's mags go big on the split between Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon and husband of seven years Ryan Phillippe, who was apparently dumb enough to leave his Blackberry lying about so his wife could read his romantic messages to another woman.
The "other woman" is reportedly his latest co-star, Australian actress Abbie Cornish. The romance between the pair began on the set of Ryan's new movie Stop-Loss and Cornish is just the latest to catch the eye of serial flirter Ryan, according to Woman's Day.
Reese might have fallen victim to the "Oscar curse", says New Idea. Her Best Actress Oscar gong this year for her work in the Johnny Cash biopic Walk the Line was too much for Ryan's ego apparently, with one Hollywood agent saying divorce papers should be included in the Best Actress envelope.
Two startling cosmetic surgery stories from the mags this week include Kate Moss' disappearing nose and a cosmetic touch-up for the most-desperate-age-denier in Hollywood, Demi Moore.
Woman's Day says Demi has supposedly spent $14,000 on having her knees "tightened" - is this woman sad or what?
The mag even has "before" and "after" pics of the knees as the 43-year-old (former) movie star showed them off at a Hollywood bash recently. Apparently the bill for her attempts to not appear ridiculous clutching the hand of 28-year-old husband Ashton Kutcher comes to $650,000 so far.
The surgery knife could be to blame for supermodel Kate Moss' "deformed nostrils" says the Woman's Weekly but implies it's really cocaine, the drug the model was pictured snorting with rocker Pete Doherty.
Disappointingly, it's hard to tell from the picture of the 32-year-old arriving at Heathrow Airport just how bad the nostrils are but the magazine is adamant - those are "shadowy indents where nostrils would normally flare out".
Photos of Moss in earlier times show a much "wider, flatter nose" says a surgeon asked to give an expert opinion on the photo but he was unable to positively swear the change was due to drug-taking. Pity.
The Weekly gets the Most Desperate Attempt to Make an Actress Sexy award this week after its pictures of Outrageous Fortune's Claire Chitham walking demurely along the beach in a princessy yellow top are supposed to bolster its story on how the actress is leaving behind her girl-next-door image.
Shots of Claire stripped to her underwear as gangster moll Aurora are designed to show Claire is "steaming up the screen".
