When I got to the bit about props' ears, "They have a foetus grafted onto each side of the head," I stopped.
But then I confess I was only flicking through, which the book appears to be designed for.
Minimal text, lots of pictures ofrugby players with wacky captions and an inside front cover that features a well-muscled model grasping a (rugby) ball over a strategic area.
Expect to see this in bargain bins nationwide soon. Enough said.