Donna Malane: The Girls' Guide to Rugby

(Hodder Moa Beckett $24.95)
Review: Glibert Wong

When I got to the bit about props' ears, "They have a foetus grafted onto each side of the head," I stopped.

But then I confess I was only flicking through, which the book appears to be designed for.

Minimal text, lots of pictures of rugby players with wacky captions and an inside front cover that features a well-muscled model grasping a (rugby) ball over a strategic area.

Expect to see this in bargain bins nationwide soon. Enough said.