Provincial pubs serve up a wealth of character and laughter with the ale and food, finds Don Kavanagh.
"Down the line", as Aucklanders refer to pretty much everywhere else in New Zealand, is truly a different country.
Despite Wellington's excellent cultural attributes and great nightlife, Christchurch's earthquake-interrupted pleasures and the charms of Dunedin, Aucklanders still seem to think that the rest of the country is hopelessly substandard.
It isn't, of course, it's just different.
South of the Bombays is a strange, sometimes dangerous, place for city types, but it has its own charms, as anyone who is visiting foreign climes during the Rugby World Cup will realise.