Danny King: The Burglar Diaries

By GILBERT WONG

Bex is handy with a jemmy and he gets about at night in a balaclava. Know what I mean, guv? Small-time crim, but salt of the earth.

Wouldn't hurt a fly, unless he and his mate Ollie decided some bloke needed a good kicking. The sort of thing Loaded magazine might publish, and, like Loaded, lads who are all show will like it.

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