This week I found my first grey hair. Actually, I found it a couple of weeks back and tried showing it to my boss but he couldn't see it so I lost interest. This week my husband spotted it. Then he pulled it out.
You're not supposed to pull grey hairs out. It's not because of that old myth that three greys will grow back in its place. It's just that if you carry on pulling out every grey, you will end up bald, because everything will go grey.
The discovery of my first grey hair seemed an appropriate time to reassess my career prospects. Looking about my industry, I can sort of see what to expect in every upcoming decade until I apparently, and sadly, drop off the face of the Earth around the age of 60.
Next time you turn on your TV check the ages of the people looking back at you. In fact, do it now. If the Home and Away omnibus is still on, you'll see a procession of actors that roughly follow this order: tanned young man with no shirt on, young girl with nice hair, young woman sitting in a cafe, young man running into the cafe, Alf Stewart.
Happy birthday to the man who plays Alf. Ray Meagher turned 71 yesterday. He's lucky he didn't get fired as a result.