Halloween is behind us, Mariah Carey is warming up as we speak and Gwyneth Paltrow has released her Goop Christmas Gift Guide - it must be nearly the most wonderful time of the year.
The Goop 2023 Christmas Gift Guide is usually peppered with outrageously expensive and absolutely unnecessary gifts, things that neither you nor I would ever consider spending actual dollars on - and this year is no exception.
On this year’s list, there is a $25,000 vibrator made with 24-karat gold, a $125,000 Louis Vuitton Baby Wardrobe (no clothes included), a $2600 book clutch, and a $3000 Hermes doghouse, $5600 Chanel roller skates, a $670 piece of cheese, and a $600 tennis ball holder, among other weird and wonderful things.
If the 24k gold vibrator is a little out of your budget, there are plenty of other vibrating options in the “gifts for lovers” section of the guide, including: a showerhead that “doubles as a clitoral stimulator”, the more affordable Vesper 2 Vibrator (not gold, though, so choose wisely I guess), and a necklace that “has a secret” and the secret is that, you guessed it, it’s also a vibrator.