The boyfriend reportedly took the toilet with him as he left. Photo / imgur
A Reddit user has shared her boyfriend's reaction to the breakup and it was, to say the least, unconventional.
Redditor u/shelblikadoo described how she broke up with her boyfriend and woke up to find he'd left and taken her toilet with him.
"I split up with my boyfriend yesterday," she wrote.
"I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet."
I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.
But wait, it wasn't exactly out of the blue.
She went on to explain that the toilet in her apartment broke and her boyfriend insisted he'd fix it.
He did fix the toilet but never let her forget about it.
"He's thrown it in my face ever since," she said. "Every little dispute we had it was, 'You're gonna be like that after I put so much money in this apartment?'"
The broken toilet incident happened a few months ago but it seems he was not quite over it.
According to the now ex-girlfriend, the first words he said after she announced she wanted to break up with him were: "I'm taking the f*****g toilet!"
"He's a licensed plumber so he knew what he was doing," she said. "Every breakup just gets more and more interesting."
The Redditor says this is "the most insane breakup" she's ever been through.
‘You have to teach your brain to associate bed with sleep and sex. And nothing else.’