Gill South takes a deep breath in the name of good health.
It's a good thing I have all these things wrong with me or these columns would be a great big bore, wouldn't they? "No, you're fine, please stop wasting my time, madam, good day to you," the experts would say and I'd be left with no story.
Fortunately, Glenn White, practitioner at the Buteyko Breathing Clinic in Ponsonby, quickly notices I am over-breathing or hyperventilating in my first consultation with him. I'm not having to breathe into a paper bag or anything, I'm just breathing faster than the norm.
The Buteyko breathing method is a strategy to retrain dysfunctional breathing based on the belief that many diseases result from an abnormal breathing pattern. The Buteyko theory is based on the understanding that over-breathing disturbs the balance of oxygen and carbon dioxide in our lungs. Professor Konstantin Buteyko, a Russian physician, developed his method in the 1940s when he discovered that hyperventilation was the primary cause of conditions such as asthma.
Glenn checks a number of my vitals including my pulse. Those who know me, will scream with laughter when they hear I have the resting pulse of an athlete. I am very chuffed. The Buteyko expert seems politely perplexed by this, tests me again and it's a bit higher but I'm still sticking to the athlete story.