As the warmth shrouds my body and I start to drift off with thoughts of Fiji, the slight smell of sweat dissipates (I've come to the last class of the night and I'm told by a fellow yogi the earlier classes smell fresher).
I soak up the total peace and quiet: Amazing.
I'm up on my feet when instructor Raewyn Clark starts the class, but my eyes are on myself thanks to a wall of full-length mirrors. After I get over myself, I actually find the mirrors helpful to see how to make the right moves.
Clark gives softly-spoken instructions at rapid-fire speed. She's constantly talking to motivate, correct and tell how to get the most out of each of the 26 poses as I first tackle them and then repeat them. The positions are simple enough, but the challenge is doing it in an "oven". After only a short time, I glimpse the guy next to me, dripping like a slow-leaking tap from his poised left elbow. I'm then disturbed to realise my left elbow is doing the same. I have to say too that it's anything but attractive when I get to the fold-over position, with my head by my feet, and the sweat is rhythmically dripping into my eyeballs and mouth. It stings! It's salty! It's yuck!
I'm doing triangle positions, imitating half-moons, bending in alternating sideways positions, to twisting the body gently, to being in a warrior stance and then flip-flopping a lot between my tummy and back and meanwhile trying not to slide in my sweat. After an hour, I'm nauseous. I could possibly have fled at this point, but thankfully I had been pre-warned by the studio "a slight headache or nausea is common through your first few classes" and I was told to lay still until the feeling passes. Thankfully, the nausea goes and my ego did not have to be bruised by an early exit. Actually, it felt great to overcome that. More positions ensue and the finale is breathing exercises.
As I step out into the cool night air my body is gripped by feel-good goose-bumps. I look like I've been swimming, but I feel sensational. I've shed the stress of the week.
How much? Eastwest's intro offer of three classes in a week is $20, casual classes are $20 each, 10-class card is $170, or one month $160, yearly $1300, or a monthly automatic payment is $120.
Worth it? The benefits can include a detox, stretching and strengthening the body, to increasing your heart rate for a good workout and the promise of a good night's sleep. It's just whether it's your type of gig, or not, and if you can hack the heat. I might try it again one day when I'm more time-rich.
Little helpers
1. Look the part in Bohda's Miko Panel Yoga Shorts, RRP $98.00 from bodhaclothing.com.
2. No sweat! Don't slip on a wet yoga mat, use a Manduka eQua Mat Towel on top, RRP $69 from ecoyogastore.co.nz.
3. Freshen up with Weleda Sea Buckthorn Creamy Body Wash, RRP $19.90 from weleda.co.nz.
4. Rest your eyes with a Bodha Japanese silk eye-pillow with lavendar, RRP $45 from bodhaclothing.com.
Try it: Check out eastwest.co.nz or ph 09 360 1885 (Ponsonby) or 09 522 1466 (Newmarket), or there are other Bikram providers in Auckland.
Rating: 7/10 for the novelty and post-exercise feel good factors.