Well, it's finally all over.
The divorce settlement has been reached between Brad and Jen meaning the final line has been drawn under their broken marriage. Or so says Woman's Day this week.
But never fear - this will not be the last of the Brangelinafer saga.
Friends - always good to have them - of Jen have spilled the goss on her rules for a second marriage, which she seems to be considering with Vince Vaughn.
These includes a trial living together period, bringing "romance into the marriage and less career obsession", two holidays a year alone, and both parties agreeing to go into therapy "from day one".
Jen also wants to learn to cook for husband No. 2 and is insisting on "a special night alone each week". No doubt a roster has been drawn up.
Sounds like Vince, or whoever, is in for a really fun time.
Brad and Ange seem to really be having fun though, according to pictures in the Woman's Weekly.
The ever-increasing Jolie-Pitt family have been snapped in Paris at a fun park, where Ange is seen stuffing her gob full of candyfloss.
And it seems she needs to.
The Weekly reports that health officials are concerned she is not gaining enough weight during her pregnancy. She's still a very dainty 62.2kg at 27 weeks and has gained only 5.5kg since getting pregnant.
Hence the big feed of candy floss and popcorn. Watch this space for more exciting pictures of Ange eating in the weeks to come.
Speaking of babies, Kiwi actor Robyn Malcolm shows off her new one in the Weekly.
His name is Peter and he's certainly a gorgeous little chap. Older brother Charlie seems to be coping well with the new arrival, and luckily so. Malcolm says she wants five more kids.
Bit of a shame for New Zealand television if she disappears from our screens altogether though. Hopefully, someone will write a show for her with a plot that encompasses an ever-increasing brood.
A sitcom with Malcolm starring as Angelina Jolie perhaps?
Woman's Day has a spread of Treasure Island "babes" and spills the beans on how they keep those bikini bodies that get flaunted around the island on the reality telly show.
"Sex siren" Vicky-Lee McIntyre says she used to weigh 45kg but always wanted curves. She certainly has them now but no word on how much weight they added to her frame.
Radio's Jay-Jay Feeney tells how she is obsessed with her breasts.
"I'm going to die the day that they hang really low and I know it's going to happen because they are already heading south," she says.
A tad too much information perhaps, but the weirdest bikini babe revelation comes from racing ambassador Bridgette O'Sullivan: "My husband tells me my toes look like chips."
<EM>In the women's mags:</EM> Post-divorce saga starts shaping up
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