A hologram of Queen Elizabeth II during her coronation in the Gold State Coach during the Platinum Jubilee Pageant. Photo / AP
OPINION
A hologram in a 260-year-old gold carriage: the Queen attended her Jubilee Pageant parade in pixels if not in person. Spooky. And very 21st century, yet also not unlike some Victorian parlour optical illusion. A fitting tribute for an ancient institution that, no matter what it does, even a
touching, slightly lonely comedy skit with an animated bear, can never be truly modern.
You must salute Jubilee shenanigans that went far beyond standard British eccentricity. Someone should have checked the clock faces of Big Ben to see if time itself had melted in sympathy with the Dali-grade surreality as the most enduring reign in British history was celebrated with pomp, ceremony, and a fair amount of random headless chookery.
Long to reign over us: 70 years and counting. My attachment to the British royal family tends to be more anthropological than emotional. Either way, the four days of festivities for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee (or #plattyjubes, on social media) had, as the Queen has said of herself, to be seen to be believed. Flag-waving, face painting, bunting, biscuits, a pack of mad puppet corgis, some women dressed as swans because the Queen somehow owns all the swans in England, Paddington Bear, the mercurial moods of Prince Louis … Queen Elizabeth II's historic milestone was celebrated with all the solemnity of a particularly ambitious child's birthday party. There's always been an element of arrested development about the monarchy.
And yet it was moving. Something about continuity in our fracturing age. My life began shortly before the inauguration of the second Elizabethan Age. I've never been a monarchist. In my hippie youth we got poked by the umbrellas of old ladies for refusing to stand for the Queen at the movies. But several friends in the UK, not huge fans of the House of Windsor, admitted they were off to Jubilee events and street parties. Not so much in honour of the royals but to mark a moment in time and a post-lockdown sense of community. To be part of the stream of history.