I picked up my sensitive sausage from school last week and she was crying. I'd probably forgotten to cut the scratchy label out of her uniform or maybe someone said Minecraft was for nerds. But no. "Mum, the world's about to end! We watched a film about it!" Turns out her class had been shown a short video called Our Story In Two Minutes.
It went a bit like this: big bang, random explosions, DNA, gooey ectoplasms, dinosaurs, monkeys, Neanderthals, cave men (30 seconds). Fire, Stonehenge, crops, rustic plough, rice paddies, hieroglyphics, Parthenon, Great Wall of China, Mona Lisa. (1 minute). Galileo, Da Vinci, Columbus, slavery, industrialisation, Model T Ford, depression soup kitchens, Nazi Germany, grisly pictures of Auschwitz, grisly pictures of Hiroshima, Einstein, JFK, anti-Vietnam protests, Beatles, Neil Armstrong, Berlin Wall, floppy discs, Pac-Man, gay rights, 9/11, lots of pollution, smog, scared looking Asian people with facemasks, tsunami, storms - FURIOUS CELLO MUSIC - random explosions, planets on fire, another big bang.
The End of The World. Whew!
It's weird, but before I had kids I thought it was excellent to subvert young minds by indoctrinating them on political issues so they would not grow up to be apathetic drips. Now I'm not so sure.
I was compulsorily politicised as a child due to growing up in apartheid-era South Africa. My first memory of school is of half-eaten white-bread peanut butter sandwiches curling up in the African sun. We were eating school lunch on a hot day next to a bowl - pale-blue enamel with a navy-blue rim, a cheap camping dish - which was set out in the sun for our leftover sandwiches to be collected and later given to the hungry school staff. (They were black.) That bowl made me feel sick with guilt.