Dear D&P: My flatties hate each other, then I caught them having sex

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My flatmates hate each other — they hardly speak — but I came home early one day and caught them having sex. I don’t know what to think.

Denise says

: Enemies with benefits? Who knows, sounds a little bit like weird mind games to me, and I would not trust either of them. If they are still playing at loathing each other then I would move out, as they are a couple of cranks, and you do not want to be caught up in whatever it is they are up to.

Pebbles says

: The oldest trick in the book. Unfortunate that you had to walk in on them, but now it's happened, you should make fun of them every chance you get. It was fate - make the most of it.

- Canvas