I've had an email from Ian Braddon-Parsons, disapproving of my November 1 Herald book review of Alexander McCall Smith's Emma.
Mr Braddon-Parsons pointed out that McCall-Smith is a writer, whereas I am merely a parody of one. How true.
He went on to note that my style is "stale ... thick ... flimsy Kiwi twaddle". Still true. So through these pages, I'd like to thank Mr B-P for his commitment to maintaining standards of criticism and civilised discourse.
It's an interesting life being a Herald book reviewer. I've been told I'm just jealous. I've been threatened with surgical rearrangement and informed that I'm "a louse on the locks of literature" (great phrase, eh?). Then there was the unsettling occasion when one author actually thanked me for my review.
Why do I do it? Well, I get paid - and all praise to this newspaper, which is one of a dwindling number of outlets that acknowledge book reviewing is work. I read books I might not normally choose to, which can bring unexpected felicities.