Dad writes brutal 'millennial CV' for daughter

Lauren Moore's dad decided to outline her 'skills' and poor propensity for work in a CV. Photo / Lauren Moore

When writing a CV, job hunters often consider how to make themselves stand out for the right reasons.

But Lauren Moore's father took another approach, after writing a brutal résumé for his daughter, including skills such as "not listening" and "browsing Facebook", reports the Daily Mail.

The girl from Redcar, North Yorkshire, was also said to be good at "getting on her dad's t***", "f***ing everything up" and "losing all documentation".

But Lauren, 16, a GCSE pupil at Rye Hills School, saw the funny side and tweeted the CV with the comment: "Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me."

Her 'qualities' according to her father include being lazy and hating people. Photo / Lauren Moore

The girl was also listed as having the "skills and personal qualities" of being "lazy" and "late".

She was also said to be "reluctant", "ignorant" and "rude", "hates people" and doesn't do mornings, along with being a "typical 16-year-old" who "couldn't give a f***"

And as for references, her father listed a probation officer apparently called "Ben Dover", along with the line: "Don't contact him, he doesn't give a f*** either".

Lauren's friends on Twitter found the CV hilarious, although some questioned why she also posted all of her personal details to social media along with the paperwork.

Lauren shared her CV on Twitter. Photo / Lauren Moore

One of her friends, Abbi Stannard, tweeted: "This is so funny giving out all clients information to fraudsters" – while another, Ashleigh Boyd, said: "I'm screaming."

Lauren suggested her father was "trying to get on my good side by being unfunny", while other friends described her father as a "lad" and a "boyo".