By SHOO RAYNER
I live on a tiny island called Bronch's Chair, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I scrape bird poo off the rocks. I put the poo into bags and send it to my cousin in Scotland, who turns it into 'Big Jobby', the world's finest garden manure.
I'm just doing what my father did before me, and his father did before him. Once you've tasted a potato that's been grown in Big Jobby, you'll understand that what I do is not just a job, it's a vocation - it's my mission in life! I feel proud to have been chosen.
Publisher: Barrington Stoke
Price: $17.95
Age group: 8-13 years
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