Berlin-based New Zealand author Sarah Quigley on having the jab in a velodrome and the race against a virus.
V Day is here! I've been waiting for this day for two months. But now that it's arrived I want nothing more than to stay home watching "Tidying Up with Marie Kondo" on Netflix and mastering the art of folding a fitted sheet. Frankly, I'm nervous. The last time I was vaccinated – well, I can't even remember it.
After 20 years of living in Berlin, I've only just realised that most Germans carry little yellow booklets that document a lifetime of shots. I'm supposed to bring my "Impfpass" to the vaccination centre but I can't, because I don't have one. I rustle worriedly through all the other documents I've filled out, assisted by Google Translate. I don't feel confident. Being assisted by Google Translate is like being helped by a friend who's drunk a bottle and a half of cider and just doesn't care. If you query a particularly random-sounding translation, they just shrug and say merrily, "Okay, try this one!"
Sinister grey clouds are looming. I grab my umbrella and clatter down the stairs, coming up short behind my frail elderly neighbour and her caregiver who are taking one step at a time. We pause for a rest on the first-floor landing, where my neighbour's two octogenarian friends used to live. The Welcome doormat has gone. Last December the couple died from Covid-19. If ever there's an incentive to get a jab in the arm, this is it.
On the tram I watch three teenage boys holding a shouted conversation, compulsory masks worn on their chins. Why aren't teenagers being prioritised for vaccines? They're out all day, travelling the city, coming into contact with hundreds of people, while I'm at home 24/7, writing and folding sheets.
Eleven minutes later I'm in a windswept park, under spitting rain. Berlin has some bizarre vaccination locations – abandoned airports, ice-skating rinks – but this one takes the cake. The Velodrom is a vast underground cycle arena; only its circular roof is visible. It looks like a spaceship that's crash-landed and sunk into the ground.