Be kind. Try to live a virtuous life. Then, when the time comes, crowds may come to your funeral. In rural China, apparently, it also helps to attract mourners if you hire strippers.
But no more, Beijing has had enough. The practice is being outlawed by the ministry of culture. Xinhua news agency reported a statement from the ministry yesterday that said the presence of strippers was "uncivilised".
The crackdown - in which police may break up funerals where strippers perform - follows two recent cases. In the northern Hebei province and eastern Jiangsu, exotic dancers were invited to stage what were described as "obscene performances". Stripping remains illegal in China.
"From time to time, 'stripteases' and other illegal performances have occurred in the countryside," the ministry statement said, according to the AFP news agency.
At a funeral in Hebei province, two strippers "wearing revealing clothes danced on a stage at a public square in our village at night," an eyewitness told the state-run Global Times.