Unyoked; the start-up that creates overnight nature stays in secluded locations. Photo / Alex Gillespie
I read the other day that sensitive people (i.e. me) need to be in water: the ocean, rivers, immersed under a raging waterfall because ... I don’t know. It’s hardly a scientific proposition. But I feel it. I have been known to strip off and run into rivers in the
middle of winter, and swim in the ocean in my undies on an impulse because ... I don’t know. It feels right.
I like being in the wild, but preferably the wild featuring water. Not too peopley. But with whiskey and a fire.
Once I said to my colleague Greg Bruce, when he was going on a trip to Sweden, “You’ll see the Northern Lights!” He replied he would be staying in Stockholm to enjoy the buildings and people and that he, vehemently, did not like nature. I did not know what to say. I felt like saying, “I don’t like you anymore.” Which is not actually true. But I felt something — a raging river? — come between us that I could not — and did not — want to cross.
I love a good city. But I need nature. The pull of the wild is not just some phony romantic notion with accessory binoculars. It’s necessary. I have made plans to immerse myself in the ocean on an island sometime in July and the anticipation is killing me.
I don’t need a bougie resort (though if you are offering, my email is below). I once stayed at a luxury resort and one morning I watched as a man at the table next to us scrape his toast right on to the floor while the waiter patiently stood and nodded to endless menu-adjustment requests from the man’s entitled, whiny children. Hell is other people at fancy resorts.