Rightly or wrongly, I have always found carbs to be my friends. I frequently consume my own bodyweight in pasta at about 9pm after work, and when making sandwiches, no fewer than four slices will do. So when I took a DNA test to learn what kind of diet best suited my genetic make-up, the results came as a blow. I'd expected to be told I should follow a Mediterranean regime because, well, shouldn't everyone? Instead I was advised to switch to a low carb plan. It was sufficiently sobering to make me pause, my sandwich halfway to my lips.
This revelation about where I was erring gastronomically came courtesy of DNAfit, a genetic testing company with the catchline: "One test. A lifetime of change." The firm recently teamed up with YO! Sushi to offer a personalised eating plan tailored to one's DNA - calculated via a test tube of saliva, from which a large amount of data can be extracted. For instance, my results told me I am not lactose intolerant (which I already knew); that I have a normal sensitivity to alcohol (debatable, and probably depends who you ask); that I have a raised sensitivity to salt (might this explain my crisps addiction?) and a slow sensitivity to caffeine (surprising, given the speed with which I come up on coffee). A low carb diet plan was recommended because, apparently, I have a high sensitivity to carbohydrates.
"But I'm not obese," I protest to Amy Wells, lead dietician at DNAfit. "And neither is anyone in my family. So what does this actually mean?" "It relates to your insulin response," she explains. "So with your high carb sensitivity, you will see a higher insulin response to a high carb intake. In the long run, it increases your risk of type 2 diabetes."
This is not the news I've been hoping for, but since no-one in my family has ever been known to ration carbs, nor battle this illness, I remain sceptical about just how concerned I should be. "We're looking at environment in conjunction with genetics, so it's about the way your genes interact with the environment," says Wells. "If you're eating a high carb plan but the bulk is sugar or refined carbs, your risk would be higher than if you're eating a lot of starch. How physically active you are will also play a part." And the test is non-diagnostic, she stresses. "It's guiding you on what lifestyle adjustments to make."
The idea that genes play a role in our propensity to gain or shed the pounds is certainly appealing, and with new advances in genetic testing, growing numbers of companies are chasing the dream of 'nutrigenomics' - personalised nutrition plans which offer advice on foods to eat and those to avoid according to your DNA profile. Home testing kits can retail for as little as £59 (NZ$114). All the user has to do is take a swab from inside their inner cheek and send it to a lab to be analysed, completing a basic questionnaire.