Be warned now: this summer, shorts will be top of the style stakes. Wear them if you dare.
Say what you will about shorts, but they're not the determinedly casual and at times even unseemly garments they used to be. True, Tom Ford recently banished them to fashion Siberia. Or at least to the beach, which some might argue is often the same. But he was talking about shorts worn by men. "A man should never wear shorts in the city", this master of modern manners said in the current issue of AnOther Man magazine. On women, though, shorts have moved out of the holiday drawer - that place where strange summer staples including jersey maxi dresses with spaghetti straps, say, or cheap sarongs hide - and into the spotlight.
That, relatively speaking, is the good news, as, of course, is the demise of the pair of ill-fitting, crumpled khaki shorts, as worn by any number of overheated women the minute the sun deigns to shine. This, for the record, is taking inspiration from the masculine wardrobe one step too far. It's more Dad's Army than Savile Row, which has a certain nostalgic charm, admittedly, but little of the elegance it might be better to strive for. It may come as something of a blow to discover that the shorts currently decreed the most fashionable to be seen in are so tiny they might not unreasonably be described as knickers - big knickers, but still.
Think, in the first instance, not Bridget Jones but Beyonce Knowles at Glastonbury Festival, a woman who, unlike the rest of us mortals, need worry not about anything so banal as leaving the house in such a rush she forgets to put her skirt on. Think hot pants, Daisy Duke jumping through her car window, and the 1970s revival currently in full flow.
Or how about Eva Herzigova, the Wonderbra model who recently appeared on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival in a Dolce & Gabbana Le Smoking jacket worn not with anything as sober as tailored trousers but with shorts cut so high they were barely decent. As well as her most well-known assets, Herzigova has legs that are the envy of the celebrity circuit. It's small wonder, then, that she gets them out at any given opportunity. And why not? Kate Moss has long been a cut-off-denims-and-wellington-boot-wearing kind of a girl during the festival season. Alexa Chung is her heiress apparent where that is concerned.