"My fiance and I decided on RSVP's (sic) that are … well … less than traditional," she said.
The instructions then ask guests to check one of two options for attendance: "Abso F***ing Lutely" or "Not a God Damn Chance."
But the cheeky language wasn't over yet.
The card then prompts guests to "Check the Boxes Dumb A***s" in order for the bride and groom to know which events they will be attending on the big day, despite the fact even there weren't any boxes on the card.
Other unusual language included listing the vow ceremony, wedding reception, after-party and cake cutting as the "I Do's, The Eats, Dope A** Concert, and The Treats".
But in case you're not familiar with the world of "wedding shaming" - it's a pretty cutthroat trend - with social media users quickly slamming the couple's different card.
"This just seems trashy," one said.
"Cursing on an invitation isn't fun, it's rude and simple," another blasted. "Even if you don't mean it to be. Come up with something more clever and personal and it'll be more memorable," one said.
"This is the 'we're 30 years old and we aren't having a traditional wedding' starter kit," someone else joked.
"Bet the wedding dress is purple and they've got a random guy giving tattoos at the reception," another scoffed.
But not everyone thought it was too much, with one calling the note "hilarious".
"I think it's hilarious!!!" one person said. "Then again I wouldn't send it to my Grandparents but close friends would def. get that one!!!"