The shortlist for the dreaded Bad Sex in Fiction award has been revealed, with the late American folk singer Woody Guthrie's posthumously published novel House of Earth leading the nominees.
Among the offending phrases was: "Her body melted into a single note of music to the sky."
Manil Suri's The City of Devi, Eric Reinhardt's The Victoria System and Matthew Reynolds' The World Was All Before Them are also up for the dubious accolade.
Reynolds describes "surfing the waves of neuromuscular euphoria" as "brain cells swirl and jive", while Reinhardt's hero waits "tensed, tortured, for Victoria's palms to start descending once again towards the elastic of [his] underwear".
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