While many of us might be guilty of spending endless periods of time trying to perfect our dating profiles, none will ever hold a candle to the one written by author Amy Krouse Rosenthal - only, she wasn't even writing it for herself.
Rosenthal, who is terminally ill with ovarian cancer, today penned a dating profile for her husband Jason for The New York Times and it'll simultaneously warm and break your heart in one foul swoop.
The author starts: "I have been married to the most extraordinary man for 26 years. I was planning on at least another 26 together."
After asking her readers if they "want to hear a sick joke?" Rosenthal recounts heading to the hospital in September 2015 where, "a few hours and tests later, the doctor clarifies that the unusual pain the wife is feeling on her right side isn't the no-biggie appendicitis they suspected but rather ovarian cancer."
Her kids had just left for college but as soon as she received her diagnosis, Rosenthal and her husband's post-kid plans "instantly went poof".