Summer is still months away but you can get ahead of the pack by investing in this season's swimwear trend - denim speedos.
US brand Shinesty are selling an array of blue jean-themed togs, and promises that their "jeado dong sarongs" will be "smooth on your gear."
"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too," reads the product description.
"These should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results."