Right, as always I start with a corner.
Mmmm, pie crust. Fresh, tasty and without any hint of undercooked doughy mush. That's a tick.
Taking a moment for reflection as I chew, the filling appears greyer than I remember. Maybe because this is the first one I've eaten in daylight.
But for a steak mince and cheese, there's isn't much steak on offer, and the cheese lacks the old radioactive-yellow, clag factor. Still, the flavour is instantly familiar. Miscellaneous meat, my favourite.
Then chomp, chomp, chomp and it's gone. I guess a good pie's a quick pie.
But, at $4.50 a go, I think I've done my dash. That's what, half a pint? Besides, every pie fiend worth his or her tummy knows pies have moved on. We're all about ostrich, pomegranate and aged-cheddar now.
And that's the trouble with nostalgia. You should always leave it where you found it.
Unless, of course, you're in a taxi on your way home from wherever.
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