Every woman knows the pain of event dressing. While men merely stick on a suit, then may or may not brush their teeth, so women are expected to pull something fantastic out of the bag, then trot about like so many show ponies. Small wonder that those forced to engage in this kind of activity on a professional basis might tire of the expense, mental effort and sheer bloody masochism of it all. Step forward the indomitable Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, 75, who – faced with a lifetime's obligation to put on the glitz – has endeared herself to womankind by stepping out in a £19.99 (NZ$38.50) Zara bedsheet.
On Saturday, Dame Kiri appeared on stage to present the BBC Cardiff Singer of The World award in front of a packed house at St David's Hall, plus a television audience of millions. Few would have guessed the improvised nature of her outfit. For, while her magnificent hydrangea-print skirt may have had shades of Gucci, its source was Zara Home. The soprano's dressmaker had transformed a single flat sheet into a full-skirted number trimmed with cornflower blue ribbon – and extremely elegant it looked, too.
Earlier this month, American performer Billy Porter took to the Tony Awards red carpet in a resplendent suit-cum-gown concocted out of the curtains used for the Broadway musical Kinky Boots – inspired, perhaps, by Maria von Trapp's deployment of drapes to make playclothes for her seven charges in the Sound of Music. And last month, This Country star Daisy May Cooper appeared at the Baftas in a frock fashioned out of bin bags embellished with crisp packets: an ensemble that may be at the extreme end of the trend to make-do-and-mend, but something a tad Scarlett O'Hara requisitioning her mother's green velvet curtains is clearly in the air.
Demi-couturier, Sylvia Young – the style insiders' best-kept secret – is frequently on the receiving end of such projects. Young started her dress-making business, Beau Monde (beaumonde.uk.com), 33 years ago after a fruitless Saturday shopping expedition. "I've worked with all sorts of bits and pieces," she tells me. "Most often, wedding dresses become christening gowns. Curtains becoming frocks is another common one, or saris becoming dresses, jackets and skirts. I've turned blankets into coats, which is how Ralph Lauren started. When it's some heirloom I'm working with, then I have to dance around the moth holes a bit and make sure the material's been well-cleaned.