If you're a living, breathing human, you're probably familiar with Pornhub.
Don't get embarrassed. You've flicked Google into Incognito mode and taken a browse. So have the majority of your square colleagues. As has your frumpy Aunt Brenda.
But have you ever gone in for a bit of Friday night solo love and just wished it was a bit … cuddlier? That Pizza Hut Guy and Busty Single Female would end up sharing that rapidly cooling box of pepperoni slices? That the smarmy, roided-up plumber actually fixed the leaky sink? That Derek The Naughty Schoolboy left that empty classroom disciplined with nothing more than a lesson in how to be more respectful to his hardworking peers?
If these wholesome activities sound like they'd get your motor running, you're in luck, because one charitable bloke has dedicated a whole channel on the adult site to give you a G-rated, totally platonic climax, news.com.au reports.
Ryan Creamer — forgive the name — has been uploading videos to Pornhub dedicated to loving, wholesome gestures.