Around rolls another February, another Waitangi Day, and with it the predictable outbursts from a small but vocal minority, a self-important, rabble-rousing, racket-making bunch, who so disappointingly let their own kind down by drowning out what should be a time of national reflection.
I refer, of course, to the posse of cantankerous media commentators denouncing the Waitangi commemorations, the protests, the rows. Every year comes the righteous lament that we are being denied a day to mark "what unites us, not what divides us", in the words of one talkback radio host. Waitangi Day, bewailed another, is "too much about history, too much about race". And, like clockwork, the answer is this: give us our New Zealand Day. You know, like the Australians.
This chorus of (mostly) middle-aged white male grumps are unfailingly served fresh evidence for their stand by the headline news. This year, the Governor-General was involved in a "scuffle", or was it a "jostle"? Turns out it was nothing much at all, a few shouted words, and Sir Jerry Mateparae didn't even notice them. On Wednesday, to the relief of the assembled newshounds, someone tipped a few fish in the Prime Minister's path, apparently in protest at deep-sea drilling. It was a "fiery and fishy reception" for John Key, went the top of the One News 6 o'clock bulletin.
But in truth - as, to be fair, both One and 3 News went on to note - it was all a fairly tame affair. A few hollers, a scattering of pilchard: the combined impact was decidedly less hazardous than a five-minute evening stroll down Queen St. By yesterday, many news outlets were conceding that the big story this year was not, after all, unrest, but the historic invitation to women, including Metiria Turei and Annette Sykes, to speak on the paepae at Te Tii Marae.