Treaty Negotiations Minister Chris Finlayson rolled up to caucus on Tuesday morning sporting a tie with snails on it. Asked if the tie was symbolic of the pace of the Ngapuhi settlement talks, Finlayson replied it could well be described as his Ngapuhi tie.
The night before Sonny Tau, the man charged with trying to usher in the Ngapuhi settlement, had been rolled by his own board because of some pigeons.
Tau's undoing was being caught with some kereru - or kukupa if you're a Northlander - under his jacket when boarding a plane from Invercargill to Northland. It is somewhat ironic that the kereru were from the lands of one of the first iwi to sign a Treaty settlement - Ngai Tahu - and those kereru have impacted on the last major iwi to settle. There were varying reactions from anger to indifference to jokes. The Twitter hashtags inevitably started - #illegalTegel and #KFC - variously interpreted as Kaitahu Fried Chicken, Kereru For Cuzzies and Kereru Fried Chicken.
Things got rather more serious outside Twitter. It culminated in Tau being rolled as chair of Ngapuhi's settlement negotiation body, Tuhoronuku, on Monday night. Tau had given his detractors the excuse they were looking for. The problem is not only that it is against the law to hunt, possess, or receive kereru. Ngapuhi elder Kingi Taurua and Far North District Councillor Willow Jean Prime pointed out it is also frowned upon in terms of tikanga. Taurua explained that kukupa had always been sacrosanct, a delicacy reserved for elders on their death beds.
Ngati Hine are ringleaders in the Kotahitanga group which is challenging the mandate the Crown gave to Tuhoronuku. Ngati Hine imposed a rahui [ban] on kukupa over their rohe [area] in the mid-north in 1996 - a customary law reinforcement for the Government law. That rahui was driven by Kevin Prime, a highly respected Ngati Hine elder and conservationist. Little wonder Tau's actions antagonised Ngati Hine. There are now also calls for Tau to step down from Tuhoronuku and his other iwi roles completely, although Ngapuhi yesterday voted to keep Tau on as the iwi's runanga chairman but said it did not condone his actions.