The most amusing clip from Monday's Waitangi Day celebrations was a protester going off script and denouncing the matriarch of all trouble makers, Titewhai Harawira, for choosing to play Queen of England this time round.
The protester was annoyed that Mrs Harawira had decided to accessorise her summer outfit by hanging not just Governor-General Sir Jerry Mateparae from her arm, but Prime Minister John Key as well.
You had to sympathise with the heckler. Mrs Harawira's twists and turns are hard to keep up with. Only last May, Te Tii Marae elders were threatening to ban her from the very same marae after she denounced Maori Party leaders for, variously, lacking balls, being a snake and, jointly, hanging off Mr Key's jockstraps. Now there she was, playing the grande dame and hanging off any Crown appendage going.
For those with a sense of irony and history, Monday's theatrics gave the occasion a sense of authenticity. Participants in the original 1840 assembly would have felt right at home. At the 1840 show, there was much spitting of the dummy, and theatrical exits. Governor Hobson and naval captain Nias had a spat over the size of the gun salute for the Queen's representative. The governor wanted 15 rounds, Mr Nias gave him 11 and told him that's your lot.
Then Catholic Bishop Pompallier did a Titewhai and grabbed the seat next to the governor on the official dais before the Protestant British missionaries realised what was happening. As a result the Brits packed a sad, one muttering, "I'll never follow Rome." As for Maori, signing away their lands was not the only thing occupying their minds. Some chiefs stormed off after missing out on free tobacco being handed out by the British predecessors of the modern Rothmans' girls. Others left when the British-supplied food ran out.