The hallowed halls of Parliament will today echo to the sounds of tourists' flip flops but not much else.
The politicians are on their annual pilgrimage to Waitangi to be spat and hissed at, to be jostled and to be told what a bunch of tossers they are.
Well that's what's happened in the past which is why MPs who aren't masochists have, in ever increasing numbers, been giving it a wide berth.
This year it couldn't be wider for Bill English who's gone as far away as he can get from the Treaty grounds. He'll be down in Bluff, celebrating the day with the wealthy iwi of Ngai Tahu, who were the first to settle with the Crown 20 years ago for a cool $170 million.
Over the years they've invested wisely, putting the tribe on a sound economic footing in a number of enterprises. It's a pity Waitangi Day couldn't be celebrated for all in the south, but with the document being signed on the Treaty grounds in the north, that's not possible.