Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt says he wants to preserve his ailing wife's body after she dies.
Gabor's ninth husband has told German newspaper Bild that he wants to plastinate his wife's body after she's slipped off the mortal coil. Which is probably best, seeing as it's not something you'd want done while you've still got a pulse.
"My wife has always dreamt that her beauty would be immortal.
"I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films."
Von Anhalt said German anatomist Gunther von Hagens should carry out the procedure. Hagens gained worldwide notoriety for his controversial exhibitions showing plastinated bodies with just muscles and tendons still intact.
I see dead people...
Crikey, I know 93-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor is well preserved, but that's more than just a little bit creepy. How very Norman Bates. Wouldn't he be better off preserving her memory by turning her ashes into whopping finger bling, or a nice wee ornament? It's what she would have wanted.
So not only would poor Zsa Zsa be plucked, sucked and dipped in Hagens' secret concoction, hubby would undoubtedly mount her on a plinth and stick her in the lounge of their Bel Air mansion - right next to the stuffed leopard.
Meanwhile, Gabor, who has been hospitalised several times in the past months, was rushed back to a hospital in Los Angeles this week after von Anhalt had found her unconscious.
Latest word on her condition is that she's since returned home, but is in a great deal of pain and needs to be moved every two hours.
A rep for the star tells website ContactMusic.com: "She's returned home, and she's taking medication. But she now needs to be moved every two hours to avoid getting too sore - it's painful for her - she just wants to be at home".
Her wish is granted. She'll certainly be there... for all eternity!
Guns N' Woe-ses
Oh dear, Axl Rose's comeback is not exactly going to plan.
The rocker and his merry band halted a gig in Dublin yesterday and walked off stage, twenty minutes into their set.
Word is the band rocked up an hour late for the gig, and several angry fans began throwing bottles on stage.
When Rose finally fronted, he warned the crowd that if any more bottles were tossed at the band, they'd walk off. Which is exactly what happened.
Check out the video below (Warning, contains swearing):
Move on, Paris
Rod Stewart
has some fatherly advice for perpetual party girl,
