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A traumatised Amy Winehouse screamed "Baby, I love you" as layabout hubby Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested yesterday and carted off by police over and alleged trial-fixing plot.
The dramatic scenes took place hours after eight plain clothes coppers smashed their way into Wino's North London home.
Neither Amy nor Blake (Amy's waste of space man) was in residence at the time, but police later seized Fielder-Civil, 25, at a flat in Bow.
According to The Daily Mail, Amy wailed like a banshee as he was led away, sobbing: "Baby, I love you. Baby, I'll be fine."
As he was handcuffed, Wino pleaded with the boys in blue, "I want to go with him."
Blake is being held by police at a North London police station on suspicion of perverting the course of justice with three other men aged 19, 22 and 25.
If convicted, Blake could face up to life in prison.
A Metropolitan police spokesman said: "A thorough investigation is being carried out into claims of conspiracy to pervert justice in connection with a trial.
"Three men have been arrested and are being questioned. We're expecting to make further arrests.
Time for a reality check, Amy. That man of yours is a dud root. He's living proof that man can live without a brain.
Sure, one woman's Titanic is another's Love Boat...but he's one bad habit you should kick immediately.
All wax and no wick
If ever there was anyone showing signs of too much, too young, it's poor Britney.
She's practically living in a parallel universe and having a fabulous time playing with her imaginary friends.
Well, her delusional behaviour has landed her in hot water (again).
Unfitney drove through a red light yesterday - no big deal, you might think. However, her kids and a court-appointed monitor were in the car at the time.
The popwreck was also videotaped by paparazzi as she blithely drove through the red light at a notoriously dangerous intersection.
Click here to watch Britney's traffic violation.
Britney's clearly an experiment in artificial stupidity.
This is the kind of ammunition that her hubby's lawyers will be rubbing their hands in glee over.
Is Britney living in a parallel universe? Absolutely.
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Rapid Rocky
Every tried to summarise the plot (ahem) to Sylvester Stallone's Rocky in five seconds?
Neither have I, but these guys have...and the end result is gold.
Watch the clip here
See you Monday.
