As told to Paul Little.
In 2002 I won the Billy T Award, which gave me the impetus to become a professional comedian. I used the money I won to set myself up, and the next year chose to do the Melbourne and Edinburgh comedy festivals, which are the two biggest in the world.
I thought it would be easier to dip my toes in first in Melbourne, but I had a venue change that put me on the outskirts of the city where it was a struggle to get audiences. I was doing a character show with a wrestler character called P-Funk Chainsaw — it was pretty left-field and I struggled.
I came back to New Zealand feeling quite deflated but still thought I'd go to Edinburgh, which was a big investment. But I had some money of my own and my parents helped me too.
The producer was a well-renowned Edinburgh character called Guy Masterson and my first night was sold out, with 100 in the crowd. I was amazed. I got a standing ovation from a handful of people and thought I was on a winner.