Will it be Cersei Lannister, dirty, depressed and drinking water off the floor while locked up in the High Sparrow's jail cell?
Will it be Stannis Baratheon, who seems set to hit the battlefield despite the odds being stacked against him and his snow-covered army?
Will it be John Snow at the Wall as he prepares to battle the army of zombie soldiers called White Walkers?
Or will it be Sansa, who's suffering through a torrid, abusive marriage with wretched torturer Ramsay Bolton?