Shortland Street has long felt like an unkillable beast. No matter what controversies or periods of low ratings it suffers through, it soldiers on – and has done for more than 25 years.
By rights, the same golden touch should have extended to Shortland Street: The Musical, which debuted in Auckland last month on what was meant to be the first stop of a national tour.
Early reviews were effusive with praise and the opening performance earned a rare - and lengthy - standing ovation. However, this week it was announced that tour has been cancelled as ticket sales were so low they could no longer justify taking the show on the road.
So why did it fail? The ASB Waterfront Theatre can normally seat a couple of hundred, but word of mouth suggests that most nights were half empty. A staff member reportedly told Newstalk ZB's Andrew Dickens that people were simply unwilling to admit they were fans of Shortland Street in public.
The online reaction seems to support that idea. People seemed almost gleeful to hear that the show had failed. Facebook was awash with laughing emojis, and the most common comment saw people calling for the soap itself to be cancelled as well.