What our celebs are twittering about

,Kate Hawkesby and Mike Hosking. Photo / Norrie Montgomery

Bravo Kate Hawkesby for calling it like it is. They say the best humour is honesty and Hawko had me in stitches when she confessed to owning the same pair of jeans as Pascalle West from Outrageous Fortune. She also used Twitter to threaten her man Mike Hosking to stop twittering. Go figure. She warns him with two menacing words: "John Mayer" (who was dumped, you'll remember, by Jennifer Anniston allegedly because he over-twittered, but really because he wasn't Brad Pitt).

Meanwhile, Cameron Brewer thinks he's two days away from poverty; David Farrier gives Gwyneth Paltrow something to worry about; and Ali Ikram outs John Key's pussy. Plus, Scribe has serious words about Brooke Howard-Smith's new fashion policy (did you read Spy on Sunday?); Clarke Gayford gives his two cents about the recession; and Dominic Harvey compares McDonalds to a strip joint and ponders - arguably rather accurately - why the All Blacks didn't get into any drunken stoushes on the weekend.


Kate Hawkesby
"Horror moment in watching outrageous fortune and discovering i own the same jeans as Pascalle west. Got to update my wardrobe".

Kate Hawkesby to Mike Hosking
"You know how jennifer aniston dumped john mayer because he spent too much time on twitter?"... i'm just saying..." "stop tweeting. stop accusing me of shopping. stop talking abt listerine. stop talkijng abt fruit. yr a nut bar".

Dominic Harvey
"All Blacks flew out for South Africa at 4am. 6hrs after game. Clever management. Don't give the guys enough time to get drunk & f*** up".

David Farrier
"It's like Chris Martin knows exactly how I feel and is communicating it through song. It's like Chris Martin is inside me".

Scribe
"No more sneakers and t shirts allowed in Pony Club!? Its a travesty!!!"

Cameron Brewer
"Why does it take so long to get a creditcard replaced - this is agony. I think I'm one of those who is just two paydays away from poverty".

Ali Ikram
"Prime Minister's cat called Moonbeam Smokey Fluffy Key... everyone got their way... Win-win".

Clarke Gayford
"The recession isn't all bad - For one, getting a park in Newmarket is easy peasy".

Dominic Harvey
"Overheard in line at McDonalds: 'Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a massage parlour for a cuddle'"

Susan Wood
"Julie Christie throws the best parties".