Tomorrow marks 30 years since the debut episode of Gloss stilettoed its way on to our screens. NZ On Screen's Nicky Harrop revisits our very own 80s "glitter soap".
"Oh, it's the gilt on the gingerbread, the icing on the cake. It's monuments and mirror glass, the city's on the make. Devil take the hindmost so no one counts the cost. Such a sweet seduction ... GLOSS"
To those of us of a certain age, those lyrics (sung by the late songstress Beaver), will forever be associated with a brief yet glorious time in local television. Made by TVNZ, Gloss ran for three seasons between 1987 and 1990, injecting a weekly high-voltage shot of bitchiness and glam into the living rooms of the nation. The show was New Zealand's answer to US soap Dynasty, with the Carrington oil scions replaced by the wealthy Redferns and their Auckland magazine empire. The series epitomised 80s excess, with plenty of giant hair, giant shoulder-pads, and giant egos on display.
Episode one introduces us to the Redferns: Matriarch Olivia, prodigal son Brad, evil brother Rex, Brad's ex-wife Maxine - Anna Wintour-esque editor of Gloss magazine - and their wayward offspring, Alistair and Chelsea. Over at Gloss HQ, we also meet Gemma, whose transition from wide-eyed rookie journalist to manipulative sophisticate will prove central to the series. Meanwhile, back at the Redfern's Remuera mansion, things are starting to unravel.
Watch the debut episode of Gloss here, in full: