Listening to athletes talk immediately after their games can be a bit of a drag — as American singer-songwriter John Mayer highlighted by holding a cliche-riddled press conference after a concert in Milwaukee this week.
"You know I think we just went out there tonight looking to hit really hard with the first set, with Heartbreak Warfare, which I thought was really strong tonight and I thought I hit the falsettos really well," he began.
"And then from there, really told the story, slow and steady and by the time we got to the slow dancing solo I feel like we had them against the ropes and we would live to see another day and that's when I felt we all knew it was going to be a great set."
"It was a great. Milwaukee was really good to us," added co-act David Ryan Harris.
"Dude. Dude. Dude! So funny," responded Jimmy Fallon.