"And you're a father / I'm shocked you get laid," he said setting Corden up for the fatality, "But, hey, I guess it's true / Life, uh, finds a way."
Corden was left open mouthed and speechless by the onslaught, but attempted to rally.
"Your role in the movie Thor, you should be ashamed / You're the only Marvel character not in Endgame," he rapped. He gained a little ground finishing his verse with, "You're wife's a gymnast and that's for the best / cause finding you attractive must really be a stretch."
The punt didn't pay off as the crowd began to turn on Corden for the low-blow shot and it served only to fire Goldblum up.
"You host the Tonys for actors who sing, which is funny because you suck at both those things," he began, before wrapping his verse up with, "When you were born, I was already 25/ Which means I've been a sex symbol longer than you've been alive."
Corden kept shooting for the comeback, ("The fact you're still popular is just crazy/ And proof they'll bring back any shit from the '80s," he rapped in his final bar) but it was a comfortable victory for the ruthless Goldblum.
"I saw Ocean's 8 and that really was a switch," he rapped winding up to his triumphant conclusion, "it starred eight awesome women and one giant bitch," and dropping the mic.