It isn't easy to feel sorry for a man being paid US$1 million ($1.27 million) a day to wander around shopping centres looking lost, but there were moments of real poignancy in David Beckham's post-retirement tour of China. Most of them involved his wife, Victoria, a singer-turned-fashion designer upon whom the presence of a microphone tends to have the effect of bleeding meat on a great white shark.
David may have been the main draw, but as usual, Victoria was doing most of the talking. "Being able to reach my Chinese customers is incredible," she yakked. "This visit is very important to me because women here understand what I do as a designer."
It has been like this from the start. Victoria, 39, may be the lesser name of the pair, but she remains the energy source, the ideas bank and the public voice of the whole operation. As un-shut-upable as her husband is taciturn, the ex-Spice Girl is never more in her element than when there's a crowd around and the opportunity to wow it with the news that she's opening a boutique in Beijing.
Last week marked the couple's 15th year together. From lowly beginnings, David, the shy, handsome son of an east London gas-fitter, and Victoria, the gobby, ambitious daughter of an Essex electronics salesman, have become Britain's foremost celebrity couple. Their coronation as the nation's alternative royalty was achieved in July 1999 when - on gilt-and-velvet thrones - they were married at an 18th-century castle with trumpeters and flags bearing their privately commissioned coat of arms flying overhead. Since then, the reign of Posh and Becks has spread across the world - to Asia, Europe, Australia, with even the once soccer-phobic United States succumbing.
At the core of everything they do is the need to be seen and talked about; yet also to tease, to tantalise, to dazzle, and constantly to float the intriguing question of what really lies at the heart of their relationship. The crowds in China late last month appeared drawn less by any appreciation of what the Beckhams do than by the global fame that surrounds them. In this sense their ascendancy signals a new kind of celebrity, one that confounds the old assumption that we worship the qualities we aspire to - talent, glamour, accomplishment. The Beckham phenomenon speaks to the blurring of social boundaries in a world sold on the idea that everyone can be a somebody.