"How much is [this party] costing you?" Edna asks. "Maybe like twenny [$20,000]," Iyia estimates. "It is an investment I guess," Edna reasons, "because what if you find the man of your dreams there? The ROI [return on investment] is massive." They're babes, they're bosses, they're BossBabes.
The party is attended by every identical-looking young socialite in Auckland, including – controversially – both Max Key and his ex-girlfriend, Amelia Finlayson.
"Are you gonna say hi to Max?" a girl asks Amelia. "No way girl, are you serious?" Amelia replies.
A scheme Edna dubs "Operation Find Iyia a Husband" culminates in a one-on-one with the enviably self-confident Jordan. "So, you're single," he deduces after a few minutes of inscrutable banter. "I reckon we change that."
"I reckon me, you, yum yum sauce, a bit of teppanyaki, a bit of daikoku, Tuesday night... We should hit that. Big time. Chopsticks not forks, you know?"
"Okay," Iyia replies.
Sometimes when you're writing about television, a character will gift you a line that neatly sums up the whole show. Here's Iyia, narrating her date with Jordan: "I'm trying to understand and I just can't understand what's going on."
A recent Instagram post suggests that not only are Iyia and Jordan now a couple but that they're expecting a baby. The ultimate ROI, in a way.
And that's not the only metric by which the party was a success. "I posted this photo from it that got really good engagement," Iyia reports at brunch the next morning, before inviting her best friends to Sydney next weekend for her Brazilian butt lift.