I can't sing. I can't dance. I can't cook. And I'm certainly no model. So if I was ever going to tick off a bucket list box that said 'Win a reality TV show', DIY was my trump card. I'm just glad the show I landed wasn't House Rules, the new renovation series on TV3 this week.
First of all it would mean dealing with Jane and Plinio for weeks on end. The husband and wife team from Tasmania are the most frustrating people I have ever seen. I guarantee that you'll join me screaming at the screen as they bumble through everything.
Secondly, I'm not sure I'd be willing to leave the restoration of my home in the hands of complete strangers. From the creators of My Kitchen Rules, the show is a home improvement variation on the incredibly popular cooking show. Six teams from across Australia invite each other into their own homes and host a reno party without the hosts.
Each week, while the homeowners are sent off to relax in resort-style luxury, their competitors are assigned a zone in their home to complete within seven days, however they want. Returning at the end of the week to find their house fully renovated, the homeowners score each room without knowing which team did what. Combined with the judges' scores, the teams rack up points and the couple with the most points have their mortgage paid in full.