It's been another eventful month for New Zealand television - from John Campbell's public fight to keep his show on air, to Mike Hosking standing up for the real victims of ponytail-gate.
We hit international headlines once again thanks to our PM and follicle fetish. And the Bachelor nearly choked on his low-carb beer when his date didn't know what quince was. Oh, the humanity.
Once again, our resident TV junkie Paul Casserly has tuned in and trawled through endless hours of telly, so you don't have to.
Enjoy.